Earlier today I was going through the stats of my blog and decided to run a report for the search terms that led people here the past 30 days. A lot of them were fairly typical, but some were just so interesting that I had to show them off. Here’s the best ones;
“Size of Robert Carlyle’s penis”
I’m not sure, but when you find out let me know. That man is sexy!
“Can women enjoy sex”
I’d say the majority do, but I know a small percentage who don’t at all.
“How to have intercourse with my abused boyfriend”
Very carefully and slowly. If your boyfriend was sexually abused, either as a child or raped as an adult, you each have to be honest and open about what you like/can handle/expect. Regardless of whether it was a woman or gay man asking, I’d say communication is absolutely key.
“Can androgynous women give blowjobs”
Um, we still have mouths. Why wouldn’t we be able to? If you’re actually asking if we *would* that’s completely up to the person in question. Myself, I love going down on my FwB…it’s one of my favorite activities. Others may not like it, so it’s a good idea to ask.
“Why doesn’t my girlfriend like anal”
Could be that she thinks it will hurt (it doesn’t if you do it right!) or she thinks it’s derogatory. Maybe she comes from a overly religious household, or she’s embarrassed to ask for it, or she just isn’t into it. A better question is: Why aren’t you asking *her*?
“Women do stupid things”
And so do men, or anyone in-between the sex/gender spectrum. What’s your point?
“Men are justifiably ashamed of having a penis”
No. Or at least if some are they shouldn’t be. Genitals, no matter what shape they take, are wonderful. I love looking at different penises (thank you tumblr!) as they are incredibly sexy and beautiful. Stay away from my blog until you’re adult enough to realize that nobody is “justified” in feeling unnecessary shame towards their body.
Are perfectly acceptable so long as everyone involved understands what it is. I honestly think that a open relationship is healthier, but that’s just my beliefs. To each their own.
“Women who hate men”
Are misandrists, and are just as dumb as misogynists. I mean, seriously? Hating an entire sex is stupid and just plain irrational.
“Men should submit to women”
Only if that’s the type of relationship both partners/lovers want to have. Otherwise, no.
“Women should submit to men”
*sigh* Didn’t we just go over this? See above response.
“MRAs are misogynists”
Some are. The majority aren’t. Stop believing what the mainstream says and do some research for yourself.
“Having sex with unconscious men”
Is rape. Don’t do it.
“My girlfriend has no clit”
Pretty sure you are incorrect. Try again. Or better yet, ask her to masturbate for you or ask her where it is. Honestly, what the hell is with this whole ‘I’m old enough to have intimate relations, but not mature enough to talk to my partner about said relations’? Men and women of the internet: Grow up!
“All women only like jerks”
Nope. Some women only like jerks. Some like nice guys, some like traditionalist guys, some like egalitarian guys, and some like guys that used to be gals. It’s almost as though the hivemind doesn’t exist, and women are just as individualized as men. Wow!
“Men aren’t gentlemen anymore”
Untrue. But then, there’s a significant difference between being a gentleman and being happy with the current double standards of Western marriage/dating/interaction that we have. Also, gentleman I= doormat, so I can see some confusion here.
“I like being a furry”
Not quite sure how you ended up here, but hey…whatever you are into is good so long as it’s safe and consensual. If that means dressing up in animal costumes and hanging out/having sex with others who do that, you’re still ok in my book.
“How to find a decent lover”
Be open, be honest, be aware of what you enjoy and be willing to try new (safe!) things. Communicate your feelings back and forth. Let said partner know what your fantasies are, and see if any match up or could work well together. And, if you want a ‘decent’ lover, try to be one yourself.
Anime makes men hate women”
“Penises are great”
Yes, they are!
“Wicca is only for girls”
Nope. Lots of men and boys are Wiccan too. In fact, I first learned about the Neopagan religions from a boy in my class. Certain sects of the current Neopagan religions are only for gay men or lesbians, but the majority are open to everyone equally.
“Wiccans are a bad influence on children”
Really? Including our own? Sorry, you’re right, a religion that teaches having respect for men and women as equals, stresses personal responsibility for ones actions, cares for the natural world, and says that sex isn’t bad or that the human body isn’t inherently sinful is *totally* a bad influence.
“Would anyone have sex with a male virgin”
Leaving aside the fact that *everyone* is a virgin up until they have sex, I’m going to assume that this person meant “would anyone with a lot more sexual experience have sex with a male virgin”.
And the answer is yes. I certainly would, and so would other women (or men) who understand that having prior sexual experience/lack thereof doesn’t determine someone’s worth as a person or lover.
That’s all the ones I’m going to go over today, but if my readers like this type of post I’ll do more in the future. As always, leave comments or ask questions in a polite manner. 🙂